In the hall of halls were gathered the valiant and brave:
- Ace, the ¼ Dragon – ¼ Phoenix – ½ Human Hybrid Spawn of Death was in a battle, shouting commands over his shoulder, when a very short Ent decided to clothesline him with his arm. This Ent was working with Lord Maul and gave Ace a mild concussion.
- The Sniper has excellent aim and jarate (jar-based karate) but is often mistaken for a camper. His species is “Australian.”
- Steve Jobs has short term memory loss and gobs of money. No, he doesn’t. Wait, what? He has no idea.
- The Elf Warrior Scout has just arrived in Dragonwood. He has great skill with a sword but is occasionally distracted by things in the natural world.
- The Warrior heard that Ace got run over by a horse, which was not the real story. It turned out it was just rumors from Walter Anderson on Fakebook News. The Warrior is from another dimension, but he doesn’t want to fight anymore because he doesn’t think it is worth it. He also thinks that oranges are disgusting and should be banned from all dimensions and that people should explore the world because in a couple of dimensions the world is the only planet that there is.
- The Elf is strong in potions but has a weakness for hugs.
- Blank is skilled at cloaking however, he can only run (or sprint or jog or stand still). He is unable to move slowly.
Having greeted their fellows, the merry band now turned their attention to the battle of the polls!
Blank put himself forward as a candidate for Storyteller. The others were so terrified that no one dared to challenge, so Blank was quickly given the honor of Storyteller for Fall LARP #3.
Storyteller Sniper speaks
Then The Sniper spoke, and all hushed to hear every word of The Storyteller: The Sniper is siding with Lord Maul, and so we will have a quest with an objective, but that goal will not a pool noodle that looks like a giant Nerf bullet. No, we are seeking for Australium. It is found in Australia. Lord Maul wants it because it does stuff. There are spiders in Australia, but they are not the minions of Lord Maul. The Rebels, led by The Warrior, do not want Lord Maul to get the Australium because they like it themselves because it is shiny. The Australium is being protected.
The minions, led by The Sniper, are off to find the Australium. The rebels are going to stop them.
It’s a good die to day … and be revived!
Somehow the minions were able to teleport to the Australium thus arriving well before the rebels. The rebels arrived just as the minions left the Australium’s location. A battle commenced. Although the rebels rushed up to aid their commander, the rebel leader was quickly slain. The minions than fled with the rebels following behind them. Despite the Rebel’s fleetness of foot, the minions reached Lord Maul’s fortified transport vehicle and deposited the Australium on it. It was quickly sent away to Lord Maul. Unfortunately, at this point, Ace collapsed from the strain and the Scribe dragged his limp body back to the Hopping Horse, so this all we know about this saga.