There was a gathering in the cafeteria of Maul Corp. The most villainous of villainous minions were called, but unknown to Lord Maul the gathering had been infiltrated by a host of valorous rebels. This is what they have to report:
Gathered in the cafeteria, munching on enchiladas and sipping sodas, were the following overt and covert operatives:
- Steve Jobs who can heal people by throwing money at them but has an unfortunate tendency towards excessive bragging and overusing of his Apple ability.
- Fairyboy, a fairy with beautiful wings, which are great for fluttering about but worthless for flying.
- Kathra Darklord, a human warrior whose strength is his guns with superior technology and a fast rate of fire that will pierce through anything. Unfortunately, he thinks he’s superior to all and thus phrases requests as orders.
- The Alchemist makes potions: healing, smoke, glitter bombs, and more. He is only an elf, but he has the antidote.
- The human Medic has a healing pistol. His main weapon is high speed but also weak, dealing low damage to his enemies.
- Ahzadohl is a Titan and just one of Lord Maul’s many generals. Ahzadohl is telekinetic and has a huge gun. He is quite intimidating and too cool for everything.
- Daniel Skyarch is a Dragon and Druid. He is, of course, very powerful but his pacifistic nature doesn’t let him harm anyone, even though he could. Although he can’t hurt anyone, he can use his powerful nature magic to prevent others from causing harm. Death magic needs to be quite powerful to counteract his life magic. He’s really tall and physically superior.
- Pirate Vanessa Lockwood has stolen Layla the Knight Ninja’s weapons and sold her sword and shield on eBay for a bigger ship. She is easily distracted by shiny objects.
- Chronala has a knack for constantly narrating things. Chronola would tell the people his strengths and his weaknesses. Chronola notes that he has two special weaknesses, including people beating Chronola up for his constant narrating. Chronola eventually got sick of his own voice and stopped talking, even if it was the most important thing in the history of everything.
- Macey the Ghost cannot be killed but also cannot kill anyone else. She taunts people and enriches any story.
- Alex the Angel’s strength is his confidents dabs, which is a fancy way of sneezing. He is quite proud of this skill. His weakness is pirates because it just gets wiggier; he can’t help but be a pirate.
- Eden Space is a space soldier and an augmented human who mainly fights demons. He’s faster and stronger than a normal human but he’s still a novice.
- There was also someone who did not know who he was. We will speak of it no more.
The medic set down his enchilada and stepped up onto the table to loudly nominate Eden Space for the honor of Storyteller of Fall LARP #4. Before Eden Space could accept this honor, Macey the Ghost stepped forward challenge. Being reasonable sorts, a compromise was quickly reached with all parties agreeing that Macey the Ghost will be our storyteller with Eden Space providing back up should Macey the Ghost get trapped in another dimension.
Storyteller Medic speaks
The Medic and Storyteller than declared, “Do we want to get this story started or what?! If you keep talking, I’ll shoot you.”
Maul Corp almost demised last week. I think you all recall that massacre. Thus Maul Corp has activated three bombs throughout the country. If not deactivated, these bombs will spread a cybernetic zombie virus. The rebels must locate and disarm the bombs.
Our intelligence reports that the bombs can be found at the following secret bases:
- The Armory. It will take the rebels 3 earth minutes to disarm this bomb — unless they are killed by Lord Maul’s minions. If the rebels are killed, they must return to The Hopping Horse to be revived.
- The Field of Reckoning. It will take the rebels 5 earth minutes to disarm this bomb — unless they are killed by Lord Maul’s minions. If the minions are killed, the must return to the World Serpent’s Missing Heart to be revived.
- The World Serpent’s Missing Heart: It will take the rebels 7 earth minutes to disarm this bomb — unless they are killed by Lord Maul’s minions.
The rebels have only 30 earth minutes to defuse all 3 bombs. If the rebels succeed in doing so, then Lord Maul’s minions will no longer be able to revive.
It is a good day to die … and be revived.
Sadly, the rebels failed and were zombified. Zombies are known for their lack of interest in weaponry, so the rebels were also weaponless. Lord Maul’s minions had to survive this zombie horde for 15 earth minutes until their transporter recharged to maximum and could send them all safely home.
Although the virus was activated, the rebels were healing. After 3 minutes, they regained one of their life powers, after another 5 minutes, they regained all of their original abilities.
The Alchemist had a cure for the zombie virus, but no one was cured. This was just as well, as once cured, the former Zombies would have fought with Lord Maul’s minions, just so they could survive the Zombie Apocalypse. If the pacifist had been cured, he could have returned the zombies to their original lifeforms. Fortunately for Lord Maul’s minions, Zombies are easily outrun and so they easily evaded them until they were ready to teleport home.