Author: Séa

The Storyteller speaks

In the Land of the Silver Elves, there are two opposing parties. The larger of these has taken two hostages. The smaller group will set out to rescue the hostages, kill the opposing group’s leader, and then kill as many of the hostages takers as they can.

It is a good day to die … and be revived.

A Group of Ten had taken two hostages. A small 4-person strike force set out to attack with the goal of rescuing the hostages. Unfortunately, the strike force failed in their first attempt because an incredibly powerful weapon killed the entire strike force in a single blow. A great debate ensued. Decisions were made. The strike force retreated to strategize and decided to take out the leaders of the Group of Ten. Unfortunately, they were not swift enough and the Group of Ten vanished, secretly hiding inside the Faraway Leaf Inn. The strike force decided that since they couldn’t find the Group of Ten, they would consign the hostages to their fate and instead have fun playing winter games in the freshly fallen snow.

Ace called for 4 volunteers to assume the roles of Non-Player Characters (NPC):
1. The Field of Destiny’s Champion of Battle (SpiderJobs)
2. Phoenix Chaser, the swiftest warrior of Lifeblood Castle on the Mystical Isle (Doctor Scientist)
3. The Footloose Wizard of Vagabond Nest (Fairyboy)
4. The Ghost of Gardener Oakbeard of the Dire Garden (Ivan Exarch)

When not at their NPC’s base location, those playing NPCs played as their regular characters.

Ace then spoke, saying “The LARP will start on the Field of Destiny. We are seeking to gather covert intelligence on Lord Maul’s troop movements and we have heard that the Field of Destiny’s Champion of Battle holds the information we need. Joining the Champion of Battle on the Field of Destiny is the Army of Fifty Percent.”

The Army of Fifty Percent, consists of the other Non-Player Characters, but playing as warriors of the army not as their characters.

The Champion of Battle then spoke to the heroes, saying, “I am the Field of Destiny’s Champion of Battle. You must defeat me and my Army of Fifty Percent if you wish to receive any information from me. I count the number of challengers to be 16. Each member of my army can revive 4 times. Once you have defeated us all, I will consider telling you what I know, if I judge you to be brave and valiant warriors.”

As it turned out, the sixteen warriors were exceptionally brave and valiant. After much shouting and disagreement and misunderstanding and misdirection, the heroes got into formation with shields in front, swords behind, and Ace standing at the front to lead the charge. The heroes charged and quickly defeated the Champion of Battle and the Army of Fifty Percent handily and easily. Too easily. It seemed that half of the Army of Fifty Percent wasn’t really conscious to begin with. Bodies soon lay strewn about the Field of Destiny, not all of them dead.

A once-again revived Champion of Battle said, “Well done, brave warriors. The information you seek is known by Phoenix Chaser, the swiftest warrior of Lifeblood Castle. I will give you this map that shall guide you to Phoenix Chaser’s stronghold. I wish you courage and luck.”

The map was taken and read by the Unnamed. The heroes quickly set off, still in formation, toward the Mystical Isle. Once they arrived there, Doctor Scientist morphed into Phoenix Chaser. After some initial confusion and surprise, the heroes called upon Phoenix Chaser to reveal the vital information he knew about Lord Maul’s troop movements.

Phoenix Chaser said to the heroes, “I am Phoenix Chaser, the swiftest warrior of Lifeblood Castle. If you wish to know all that I know, you must prove yourself to me. What I value most in a warrior is fleetness of foot. You must defeat me in a race from Eastern Shore to the West Point of the Mystical Isle to prove you are worthy of gaining knowledge. Once you have defeated me, I will consider telling you what I know if I judge you to be swift and nimble warriors.”

The heroes gathered at the Eastern Shore, and Phoenix Chaser took the lead, then lost it to Ace, and then regained it — but only because Ace tripped. Having won the race, Phoenix Chaser offered a re-match from the West Point back to the Eastern Shore, gloatingly saying, “I will you give you heroes a two-second head start.” This proved a grievous error on Phoenix Chaser’s part as the heroes took advantage of that two-second lead. Ace arrived back at the Eastern Shore first, followed by Phoenix Chaser with Creepy Bird on his heel.

Phoenix Chaser accepted his defeat graciously saying, “Well done, swift warriors, the information you seek is known by the Footloose Wizard of Vagabond Nest. I will give you this map that shall guide you to the Wizard’s stronghold. I wish you fleetness of foot and luck.”

Lord Firestorm took the map and read it. He then led the heroes off the Mystical Isle, across the Somber Footbridge, up the Circling Path to the Vagabond Nest. Upon approaching the Vagabond Nest, the Footloose Wizard appeared and cried, “You shall not pass until you have answered my riddle.”

Some heroes taunted the Footloose Wizard and tried to pass, but the Footloose Wizard cast a spell on them forcing them back and causing them to be unable to speak or answer the riddle. The Footloose Wizard then spoke to the heroes, saying, “I am the Footloose Wizard of Vagabond Nest. If you seek knowledge, you must prove you are worthy of knowing. You must tell me the answer to my riddle.

“I breathe and things get hot,
Though my heart is light as wind,
The swordsman knows me not,
though I helped to make his friend,
I cannot do my job alone,
Though others make me sigh,
By their strength my job is done,
So tell me, what am I?

“Once you have proved your nimbleness of mind, I will consider telling you what I know if I judge you to be wise and clever warriors.”

As soon as the riddle was finished, one of the heroes shouted out an answer. And was wrong. Another four answers followed quickly. They were also incorrect. Finally one of the warriors shouted out the true answer, which neither Ace nor the Scribe shall not reveal as they do not wish to be cursed by the Footloose Wizard.

The Footloose Wizard then spoke to the heroes, saying, “Well done, wise warriors. The information you seek is known by the Gardener Oakbeard of the Dire Garden. I will give you this map that shall guide you to the Garden. I wish you wisdom, cleverness and luck.”

Gorn took the map and read it. He then led the group over the Circling Path to Werewolf Way and up the hill to the Dire Garden. There the heroes found not Gardener Oakbeard but his ghost! Gardener Oakbeard’s body lay slumped upon his garden bench with a great axe sliced through his neck and his spirit rose from it, saying, “ooooooooooooo … woe is me … woe is me … I was gathering the white nuggets of Dragon Nutmeg, the Spice of Knowledge, when I was waylaid from behind. The cowardly thieves took my basket of Dragon Nutmeg, but I was able to smite them with my dying breath. The basket of Dragon Nutmeg has failed somewhere within the Weeds of Wisdom. If you wish to know Lord Maul’s plany, you must find my basket of Dragon Nutmeg first. But beware, I have cursed the Dragon Nutmeg, so if you eat it, you will die a most painful death. My basket is made of unbreakable foggy glass and is the size of a small cantaloupe.”

The search was rather quick for a hunt for such a small container is such a large area. Ace found it amongst the tall grasses behind the garden beds of phoenix strawberries, which naturally drew his attention. Many heroes upon seeing the white nuggets clamored for a taste, heedless of the ghost’s warning. Thankfully, their fellows prevented them from eating the poisoned spice.

The Ghost of Gardener Oakbeard now spoke to the heroes, saying, “Well done, eagle-eyed warriors. Lord Maul’s troops have gathered at the Field of Destiny! I will give you this map that shall guide you to your final battle. I wish you foresight and luck.”

The heroes took the map and read it, surprised to find that it lead them back to the Field of Destiny. They raced down Warhorse Run, past the Iron Stables, past the Faraway Leaf Inn and arrived at the Field of Destiny where they were confronted by Lord Maul’s minion, possessed by Lord Maul himself! He spoke, “I have cursed you all so that where you should see friends, you will see only enemies! I will march upon your realm as you fight each other to the death.”

The adventurers then set upon each other, seeing only bitter enemies and no friends in an all-against-all melee battle. Q-Tip and Ace met in the field of battle, both giant heroes traded blows, shaking the earth for miles around. Lord Firestorm smacked Schmupai the Fire Mage in the rear which really annoyed Schmupai the Fire Mage who then set fire to the Field of Destiny, destroying all and bringing the battle to an end. Upon revival, the heroes found they were no longer under the power of Lord Maul’s curse. Lord Maul, sensing this reversal in the magical forces of the realm, called upon his troops to retreat, deciding to try again at a later point as the heroes rallied and set up defenses.

Finding the threat removed, the heroes headed for the Faraway Leaf Inn for warm beverages and good conversation.

Note: The Scribe failed to record the names of the valiant warriors present for this grand adventure, and thus they have been given the names of those known from the past. Corrections welcome. 

The Storyteller Speaks

There was a rift in time. People from different timelines clashed in a war. There were three sides. The Warriors of the North. The Soldiers of the East. And the Mercenaries who were paid in silver coins.

With the Warriors of the North were …

Kildrath, Dispenser of Vengeance, is the reincarnation of Cephalax Deathflame. Cephalax, in the service of Lord Maul, was assassinated by a group of rebels opposing him. His soul found its way into post-Imperial Star Wars and united with the ashes of Darth Vader. Kildrath is a barbaric chieftain who inherited Cephalax’s spellcasting powers and Darth Vader’s force abilities. He inherited Cephalax’s fear of death.

Spade is kind of like Ace, who is Spade’s half-brother. Spade is ¼Dragon, ¼Phoenix, ½Magic. Spade’s grandfather on his dragon-phoenix side is the first dragon, also known as the Lightning Dragon. The Dragon gives Spade iron-like skin. The Phoenix gives Spade the ability to come back to life. The Magic gives Spade the appearance of a human. Both the Phoenix and the dragon give Spade more power in fire. He has the appearance of a 13-year-old human but is 1,859 years old. Spade’s memory of the past 1,846 years has vanished aside from a few scattered memories of his grandfather. He was fortunate to retain his magical skills although he does not recall how he came by them. Spade enjoys tossing fireballs and releasing souls from undead bodies. He is susceptible to water and cold. Water burns him, while cold slows him down. Ice is most damaging. Spade is cautious around humans but more outgoing than his half-brother, Ace. He is most comfortable around other magical beings.

Lockpad the Warrior is from the future where there was a freshwater war (which was after the oil war and the metal war, but that stuff’s all gone now).

With the Soldiers of the East were

Lord Grimfang is a 400-year-old vampire and a powerful blood mage who can use his vampiric abilities, which include healing himself when he damages targets with some forms of blood magic. He can also assume a mist form at will and see auras. He does not like fire, stakes, and dwarves. He hails from Castle Volkihar, off the northwest coast of Haafingar. He is a hunter and taskmaster for Lord Harkon. Lord Grimfang is 6.66 feet tall with very pale skin and yellow snakelike eyes. His hair is long and fabulous. He is cold and does not seem to have a sense of humor.

Creepy Bird is a former accomplice of Batman with high athletic ability and a sword but no superpowers. Creepy Bird is a human. It’s just a mask. She fell through one of Barry Allen’s time portals. She took an instant dislike to Lord Maul and hopes to see his defeat.

The Assassin with No Name has come to win. The Assassin is a human from Earth and of this time.

Someone else who declined to be identified.

With the Mercenaries who were paid in silver coins were …

Layla the Ninja who is from back in time, when Layla was just a ninja, not a knight. Her strength is that she has ninja skills, but her weakness is that her skills are not that polished so she sometimes gets her nunchucks tangled.

Spider Jobs bears a striking resemblance to Steve Jobs, but he has a spider symbol. As the Son of Zaldar, he can summon the Demons of Zaldar.

The Wanderer is a seemingly ordinary enough human who is immune to gas weapons due to his superior technology.

The Storyteller who shared nothing more about himself.

The Warriors report

Spade observed that the Soldiers lied repeatedly about their actual location and thus successfully trolled the Warriors. Lockpad the Warrior spoke mournfully of a long cold journey in which the Soldiers walked across many island continents and during which many people starved of starvation and died of frostbite. Kildrath, Dispenser of Vengeance, reported that Zom Zom the Zombie didn’t get any kitties. In the end, no one won the war.

The Soldiers report

Lord Grimfang complained of the overuse of communications by the Warriors. Someone else noted that they a pretty good team as they successfully trolled the Warriors and never got caught. The Assassin with No Name reported that the soldiers didn’t succeed in actually killing anyone. Creepy Bird reported that she had reluctantly gone in the company of a group of trolls whose goal in life was to torment the Warriors to the extreme. These trolls figured that as long as the Warriors couldn’t find them, they had won. Creepy Bird was unconvinced, but they were trolls.

The Mercenaries report

Layla the Ninja observed that the Soldiers were sending mixed messages. And the Wanderer noted that they couldn’t find anyone to battle, and it was cold.

The LARP started on the Field of Destiny. The adventurers were under assault by Boreas, the frigid and cruel god of the north winds, yet still they had a mission. Huddled together in the freezing cold were the following brave souls:

Ace, a ¼ Dragon, ¼ Phoenix, ½ Human hybrid. The Dragon gives Ace wings, which he keeps hidden, and the ability to breathe within fire and to breath fire out as a weapon. The Phoenix allows Ace the power to come back to life, to change the size of his dragon wings and his height, and to ignite himself on fire. The Human gives Ace the appearance of a 14-year-old human, although he is 2,004 years old. Ace is damaged by ice, water and cold, and so avoids all three. Despite his dislike of these elements, Ace has traveled to the Realm of the Silver Elves with news of a great quest.

Alfred Punkerknackle, who said he would say who he was later.

Gorn, a very powerful gladiator with a very short temper. When he is angry, he will target you. He will shove anyone out of his way. He is really strong and has more health, but he flees from the cold.

The Outcast. No one knows who he is. He never shows his face. He only shoots when necessary.

The soldier Tosh. That is all.

Tank Master Rok with his rocket axe. Tank Master Rok thought that sticking rockets on an axe was a good idea. He has lots of health and shields but he cannot run fast.

Kildrath, Dispenser of Vengeance, is the reincarnation of Cephalax Deathflame. Cephalax, in the service of Lord Maul, was assassinated by a group of rebels opposing him. His soul found its way into post-Imperial Star Wars and united with the ashes of Darth Vader. Kildrath is a barbaric chieftain who inherited Cephalax’s spellcasting powers and Darth Vader’s force abilities. He inherited Cephalax’s fear of death.

Storyteller Ace Speaks

Ace had heard of the white nuggets of Dragon Nutmeg, a Magical Spice of Knowledge from which one could gain the knowledge needed to defeat Lord Maul’s army. Ace had a map showing where fields of Dragon Nutmeg might be found.

It is a good day to die and be revived.

One of those potential fields was the Field of Destiny which was searched in vain until fingers started to fall off. Ace found evidence of powerful magic at work, for snow remained on the ground where the sun beat against it with all its might and no possibility of shelter from its fiery blaze was near, while in the shadows, the cold snow had all melted away.

As Alfred Punkerknackle was unable to reattach the frozen appendages, a fingerless Gorn was dropped off at the Faraway Leaf Inn to be tended by the Wise Mothers of the Hot Chocolate. The adventurers, now one less in number, trekked down the Shimmering Alley and over the Somber Footbridge to the Mystical Isle. After a fruitless search for the magic spice, Alfred Punkerknackle cast a scrying spell and discovered that the map had misled them. The growing conditions on the Mystical Isle were not favorable for Dragon Nutmeg.

The Adventurers trekked across the Somber Footbridge, fending of multiple assaults by Boreas. On the other side, they found The Wanderer a seemingly ordinary enough human who is immune to gas weapons due to his superior technology. He joined their search.

The stopped at the Always Changing Structure to discover a Scrying Glass powered by Nature Magic. The each peered through. Some saw their friends, fractured, broken and multiplied. Others saw eagles and grasshoppers and leaves. Alfred Punkerknackle did not know what to make of any of it, so they continued to follow Ace’s map.

A long while later, they reached the Vagabond Nest. While they stopped to rest, an old gardener wandered past but no one thought anything of it at the time. Tank Master Rok fended off multiple ogre attacks while the other adventurers searched the area around Vagabond Nest for Dragon Nutmeg.

Suddenly, the Old Gardener returned, franticly shouting that Lord Maul’s minions had set upon her in her garden and stolen her basket of Dragon Nutmeg. However, she’d managed to strike the thieves as they fled the Dire Garden, and they had dropped the basket which was made of unbreakable foggy glass and the size of a very small cantaloupe. The Outcast warned the group that the Old Gardener could not be trusted, but she seemed such a kindly and frail old thing that no one paid him any mind. Besides she needed help, and they were heroes. And also, Dragon Nutmeg.

The adventurers charged off to find the dropped basket of Dragon Nutmeg. Upon reaching the Dire Garden, they scattered and began searching desperately. The Outcast continued to warn the others that the Old Gardener could not be trusted, but no one listened. The Old Gardener arrived to give advice, telling the adventurers which way the thieves had fled. They concentrated their search there and soon The Forgotten shouted, “I have it!” The group descended upon The Forgotten snatching up the white nuggets of Dragon Nutmeg and scarfing them down.

Suddenly they heard the Old Gardener laughing evilly. “You fools!” She cackled, “The Dragon Nutmeg has been cursed by my Lord Maul! No longer shall you see friends, but only enemies!”

Shocked to find themselves surrounded by enemies with no allies in sight, the adventurers set up each other and fought to the death, except for The Outcast who was used to being friendless. He hid and waited to ambush the others from the shadows.

Alfred Punkerknackle then revived himself and all the dead and was pleased to find that the curse was lifted upon revival.

Weary from dying and reviving, the adventurers trekked down to the Faraway Leaf Inn to brew over battle plans for the future.

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Gathered on the Field to Destiny were the following brave or foolish souls:

Aukan Dawncaller knows how it done. He has come prepared to tell you of his feats of strength and bravery. He is a healer/sharpshooter whose strength is his healing powers and his weakness is that his gunsight keeps falling off. Be like Aukan Dawncaller. Be prepared.

The Nameless is a post-apocalyptic human survivor from Earth with lots of guns. He heard this place was better than his zombie-infested realm. He opposes the tyrannical rule of Lord Maul. He knows how to survive. He doesn’t trust people easily. As a human, he is easily killed.

Layla the Ninja is from back in time, when Layla was just a ninja not a knight. Her strength is that she has ninja skills, but her weakness is that her skills are not that polished so she sometimes gets her nunchucks tangled.

Patty the Teenage Spider is a teenager turned into a spider by a venomous bite. She can shoot venomous webs and has her own venomous bite. Her pillow represents the thrown web, and you die on impact. She’s has a lot of issues and is out for blood. She has a bad attitude. She doesn’t follow directions. She has an injured foot, and so can’t run. Because she is not naturally a spider, but a human, she runs of out energy very quickly.

Fairyboy has got medical training and is now a medic. Fairyboy has tissues.

The Last Survivor of a planet that blew up thinks he’s the last survivor, but the planet had many allies so he’s trying to find them. He’s a scientist, and he can survive heat up to the temperature of a blue star or 11,000 kelvins. However, he is easily injured by cold. If his space suit is broken, all this cold Minnesota air will kill him in seconds.

The Mercenary has two guns.

Dimitri the Revenant is a mercenary who has 10 seconds of invulnerability after taking a fatal hit before he dies.

Buzzsaw Aldrin does not speak. He observes. You’re not sure if he is alive or dead.

Travis is a genius alien weapons-dealer mechanic. If he opens his coat, he has an entire arsenal hidden inside there — but not right now, sadly enough. His strength is his mind, and also his strength enhancers because they make him stronger. He can also push you away. He really likes pizza. His bean bag are turrets. Don’t get hit by one.

Victor Magnus Killian comes from a nation of steampunk technology and magic. They go together rather nicely, making great weapons of magic and technology. He is also a beast man: a human that is stronger, faster and has sharp teeth and nails, and a little fur here and there. Victor Magnus Killian is the best engineer of his nation and a rather gifted sorcerer as well, holding a degree in explosives (DE). He wears environmental armor which is a steampunk suit that allows him to take a hit and feel only a little tickle. He can move through a furnace blasting at hundreds of degrees. However, he can run out of fuel, whether that’s coal, steam or magic. He also has bestial tendencies so those instincts can get in his way.

The Knight has a sword and a knight’s helmet.

The Wanderer is a seemingly ordinary enough human who is immune to gas weapons due to his superior technology.

Dweller Eleven is just Dweller Eleven. That’s all you need to know.

Deputy Storyteller The Last Survivor speaks.

Rumors abounded that our Most Honored Storyteller had been eaten by vampiric rabbits or waylaid by ravenous pumpkin-eating squirrels. No matter, for regardless of his fate, the Thief for Hire could not be found. Maybe he’d found a more lucrative job. Fortunately, the Last Survivor had been anointed his Deputy and was fully prepared to take up his mantle.

The Last Survivor reminded the brave souls gathered on the windswept Field of Destiny that many people have gathered here for one reason and that one reason is GOLD!

But that’s not the real reason for most planets are made out of gold. There’s also energy, lots of energy right here. Not just any energy! Well, maybe it is any kind of energy.

No matter! An energy creature is going to come out of the ground. It’s like a really weird oily creature. The oily creature is underground in a cave. We, the brave and valiant heroes of this realm, kind of need to make sure that it doesn’t get out of that cave. We have to block off the cave, or he’ll kill us Godzilla-style. He can cause wars. He can cause the entire world to blow itself up.

We also want the GOLD and the other minerals, so we will split into two groups. There are people who are just in it for the money, and there are people who are here to defeat the monster. One group will be trying to harvest the gold. The other is trying to stop the oily creature. BEWARE! The oily creature can trick many nations because it’s a shape-shifting creature.

It’s a good day to die … and be revived!

The Nameless, Dimitri the Revenant, The Knight, Dweller Eleven, The Mercenary, and Aukan Dawncaller were in it for the money.

Layla the Ninja, Patty the Teenage Spider, Fairyboy, The Last Survivor, Buzzsaw Aldrin, Victor Magnus Killian, and The Wanderer were true heroes of the realm ready to find the cave of the oily energy creature.

The miners report that they were making plans to go look for the gold, which they were fully intending to share with everyone (cough) when they were suddenly set upon by the heroes. Or the so-called heroes. The miners fled! They somehow managed to escape the heroes’ assault and reached the Mystical Isle where they were quickly surrounded. They somehow managed to escape again and escaped through the Silver Woods to the relative safety of the Dire Garden.

The miners were hard at work seeking their gold when they spied a few suspicious-looking adventurers hiking up the hill. Thinking they were heroes seeking to kill them, the miners fled again down the path into the Silver Woods and back to the Mystical Isle.

There, they were confronted by the suspicious-looking adventurers. And by confronted, I mean cornered with swords held at their throats. The miners were terrified. Quacking in their heavy steel-toed mining boots. As it turned out, these other adventurers were not blood-thirsty heroes but gold-digging miners just like them!

And then the monster struck and killed everyone.

After being revived, the weary band trudged together to the Faraway Leaf Inn to make plans for spending their gold and future mining operations.

On a blustery fall day, gathered on the Field of Destiny were the following adventurers seeking an adventure.

The Dragon King is a dragonborn human who can perform shouts that deal damage. He has multiple separate shouts that deal multiple types of damage. One shout summons his ethereal dragonplate armor which allows him to completely absorb all magic without taking damage and avoid ranged weapon fire damage in general. The Dragon King takes an extra melee hit to kill when wearing his ethereal dragonplate armor. His weakness is his honor for he would rather fight and die a hero then run and die a coward. His honor also causes him to dispel his ethereal dragonplate armor at the end of a duel.

Layla the Knight Ninja has finally got her weaponry back. Vanessa Lockwood stole it in the beginning and then it was stolen from Vanessa Lockwood by one of the Doctor’s companions, but Layla has it now. Layla’s weakness and her strength is that she is half ninja and half knight, so she has the abilities of both, but she sometimes gets her movements confused.

Eden Space is an augmented human who has an explosive rifle that deals fire damage. Its bullets explode on impact, but it’s a small explosion. If it lands next to you, you’re dead. Eden Space does not have a sword, so he is weak in short-range combat, because if he shoots his gun at close range, then he will also die in the explosion. His gun sometimes fails to shoot its full range, but not so short as to endanger its Eden Space.

Kevin Tophat has a fire sword that is on fire all the time. He has magic armor, magic in his blood, and two spells. Fire Wave makes a wave of fire. Lava shark causes Kevin Tophat to drill into the ground for 5 seconds. If he’s not by you within 5 seconds, then he drills back up. Kevin Tophat is weak around ice for ice extinguishes his fire and his fire is his strength.

The Ancient Astronaut was the first to step on the moon, not that Armstrong dude. His name is Kriseasiest. His strength is his futuristic ancient weaponry which can make even the strongest of giants die. Even though he was the first one to walk on the moon, there were others, and he’s kind of been kicked out of the Ancient Rocketeers Association, probably because his technology was too advanced. He makes rockets made up of sound, for sound produces energy and that energy takes his rockets to the moon. He’s a human and can be killed by anything except for water.

The Thief for Hire will not reveal his name. (“Wait are you recording this?! You shall pay for your insolence!”) He has a Dagger of Venom which is always coated with a white layer of poison. He has a Gauntlet of Strength which makes him stronger. His species is unknown for he always keeps his hood up.

All should honor and emulate Cephalax Deathflame for he has arrived on the field of destiny fully prepared to tell you who he is. Be like Cephalax Deathflame! Cephalax Deathflame is a demon-titan hybrid. He is a mage specializing in forbidden magic. He has a fear of death and will do almost anything to avoid it. He also has the magical Flail of Death. All hail Cephalax Deathflame! And all follow his example!

Master Dominic Alcazar is a being from another plane of existence. All you need to know is that he has a very imposing magical presence. He can turn the ground you stand on into cheese and then into fondue and then suddenly it rains fiery frogs from the sky that breath acid. Can he be harmed? How would one make a god bleed? His hair is literally on fire with magic, while not actual physical fire, just magic that is billowing from his head. He has lived for many centuries on his own plane of existence. Everything here fascinates him. He even stopped at McDonald’s on his way here for a Strawberry Fanta. He mixes drinks because he wants to try them all. He’s confused about why people need to stop at different sections of road.

When Ana shoots a friendly teammate he heals them, but when he shoot an enemy, he deals damage. His bolt-action rifle shoots sleeping darts. if you’re hit with a sleeping darting, you fall asleep for six seconds. He can be killed or damaged by bullets and swords.

Also present has a mercenary-class Sniper. That is all.

Spider Jobs has the same abilities as usual except this time there is nothing that is completely different.

Also present was an unknown.

Election of the Storyteller

After a deadly duel with the Ancient Astronaut, with accusations of dishonor and multiple rematches, the Thief for Hire for elected as next week’s Storyteller.

Storyteller Dragon King speaks!

Heed me or you shall not go to Sovngarde, the realm of honorable dead!(The Scribe notes that you shall also not go to Søvengård, the terrace of fine dining.)

This is basically an escort mission. We have to get the Satchel safely delivered. Be careful with the Satchel! If you hit the Satchel, it explodes. If you drop the Satchel, it explodes. If you move faster than a walk while carrying the Satchel, it explodes. If you cause the Satchel to explode, you will have failed in your mission and died. If you kill the person carrying the Satchel, you must remove from the Satchel from the body carefully or it will explode — removing the Satchel so will take you 5 seconds. Each Satchel Bearer must have a team defending both the Satchel and the Bearer.

It is a good day to die … and be revived.

Two teams of adventurers formed, facing each other across the Field of Destiny. With one group was a Satchel of great importance. They had been entrusted with its safe delivery to the Masters of the Lifeblood Castle on the Mystical Isle, for which they would be richly rewarded. On the other side, there was another group who wanted the honor of delivering the Satchel and receiving the great rewards.

The group with the Satchel split into two parties. The first party’s mission was to go swiftly to the Lifeblood Castle. Once on the Mystical Isle, they split into another two parties with one to defend the Somber Footbridge, the only entrance to the Mystical Isle, and one to defend the Lifeblood Castle. They also “accidentally” made the opposing team think they had the Satchel (even though they were running). This caused that entire team to chase the first Satchel-less group for a while, which gave the brave adventurers with the Satchel enough time to cross the Field of Destiny. Once they arrived at Somber Footbridge to the Mystical Isle, they found the opposing team was already there, and so a great battle commenced. The Satchel changed hands many a time during this battle but somehow never exploded.

The team that had started with the Satchel, came out of this battle in control of it again and began to carefully walk the Satchel across the Somber Footbridge. They delivered it to the masters of the Lifeblood Castle and were richly rewarded with a night’s stay in the finest of rooms.

In the morning, the masters of the Lifeblood Castle called for the adventurers and told them that the Satchel needed to be returned to the Fairy Queen of the Field of Destiny. This time the adventurers split into to two groups and held a race to the Satchel to choose who would have the privilege of making this most honored delivery.

Unbeknownst to the other team, one team had sent people ahead to the Fields of Destiny and were using magical communication. Unfortunately, the race had not been set up correctly and so the masters of the Lifeblood Castle decided that none of the adventurers should get the privilege of carrying the Satchel and sent some of their servants to deliver it to the Fairy Queen.

Undeterred, the Adventurers descended upon the Faraway Leaf Inn where they enjoyed warm beverages, high spirits, and much mutual congratulations on a mission well accomplished.

Storyteller Fairyboy speaks

Fairyboy has an idea. Every ten years there is a full purple moon and so a moon festival is held on the Mystical Isle to celebrate this magical event. At the Purple Moon Festival there are races, feats of strength, courage and skill, and rigged carnival games. Unbeknownst to the festival goers, an evil worse than Lord Maul is fast approaching. An evil so vile, so terrible, so evil, that the valiant adventurers will be willing to join forces with Lord Maul to defeat it. Defeating this evil will be complicated and require many fighty thingies.

At this festival, you will find the following brave heroes:

Fairyboy is a Fairy who can distract people by throwing them a baby head and then shooting them. However, this talent fails to work on anyone who isn’t bothered by a baby head being tossed at them. Fairyboy claims to be a neutral party, but we all know that if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the problem. Fairyboy was kicked out of his apartment, became bored and ended up at the Festival.

Ace is ¼ Dragon, ¼ Phoenix, and ½ Human. The Dragon gives Ace wings, which he keeps hidden, and the ability to breathe within fire and to breath fire out as a weapon. The Phoenix allows Ace the power to come back to life, to change the size of his dragon wings and his height, and to ignite himself on fire. The Human gives Ace the appearance of a 14-year-old human, although he is 2,004 years old. Ace is damaged by ice, water and cold, and so avoids all three. Despite his dislike of water, Ace has traveled to the Mystical Isle for the Moon Festival.

Rick Rok is a 7-foot, 6-inch troll. He’s buff, weighing in at 730 pounds with defensive stony growths and incredible strength (it takes 5 hits to take him down!), as well as excessive healing ability, regenerating from a hit every 5 seconds. Rick Rok can throw people around, jump up to 125 feet or across the Great Lawn. He can also jump high, but he is vulnerable to bullets. While trolls are usually solitary and don’t like to move outside their territory, some, like Rick Rok, are wanderers. There is a mineral in their home dimension that harnesses magic, and if a troll ingests enough of this mineral, they are able to walk far enough to reach another dimension. Rick Rok does not like Lord Maul.

General Sille is a Titan with power armor (obviously if you didn’t notice). If he is struck on any of his limbs, his armor will be immobilize and that limb will be frozen for 5 seconds. If all 4 limbs are immobilized AND the fusion core on the back of his armor is tapped, his armor will self-destruct, killing him. Hits to his armored chest do no damage, and his fusion core is normally protected by a force field (which shuts when all 4 limbs are immobilized). He also has a vortex shield that can capture projectiles and fling them back at whoever is in front of him. He fights for and honors Lord Maul. General Sille is at the Festival because of reports of a group of insurgents attending. “Traitors! They will die!”

A photographer from the future; he’s human as far as YOU know. While he was sent back to make a history documentary, he can’t time travel himself. However, if he dies, he will reappear as another iteration of himself because he’s stuck in a time loop.

Buddy is an ork (with a k) and a blacksmith. Buddy wields a hammer. Although he’s not very fast (actually slow), he can stand up really fast, and he can push you a fair distance. He lives in the Silver Woods where he has his blacksmith shop. He can climb and run, which makes him faster. He is with Lord Maul.

Smith is a human soldier, Canadian and medic. He can roll. He provides support, ammo and medical supplies. He’s a bounty hunter, hunting bounty. There is a bounty on General Sille, so Smith is against Lord Maul (for now).

Doctor Scientist is a very smart human, who is super smart. Unfortunately, he has no defenses against weapons, but he remains scientifically neutral.

Alianna is an alien who was living on a space ship with a small crew. However, she was kicked off that space ship as they passed this planet. We do not know why. It is possible she does not know either. She can do magic or so it appears as any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. However, she has few defenses against weapons like a sword.

Creepy Bird is a former accomplice of Batman with high athletic ability and a sword but no super powers. Creepy Bird is a human. It’s just a mask. She arrived at the Festival after falling through one of Barry Allen’s time portals. She took an instant dislike to Lord Maul and hopes to see his defeat.

Leafason is a leader of the army of the Reddened Eye system who has come to the Festival to conquer the evil Lord Maul who Leafason thinks is too overpowered with his overpowered army.

Ivan Exarch is a rock star magician, which is a human wizard with magically musical ability. His guitar axe can be used to play magical songs that do magical things. However, country music neutralizes his magical powers. He came to the festival to play at a fake concert that Lord Maul used to lure him here. He is annoyed and thus opposed to Lord Maul.

Brute is a human mercenary who works for whoever pays more. It takes 5 shots to kill Brute, but he cannot sprint. Money brought him here, specifically Lord Maul’s money.

The Wanderer is a seemingly ordinary enough human who is immune to gas weapons due to his superior technology. He just wandered into the festival and was immediately hired by Lord Maul.

Spider Jobs bears a striking resemblance to Steve Jobs, but he has a spider symbol. As the Son of Zaldar, he can summon the Demons of Zaldar. Beware, but not too aware as Spider Jobs himself is lacking in awareness due to the effects of a mind altering substance.

Also present was an unknown who did not wish to be identified .

It’s a good day to die and be revived …

The first thing that happened at the Purple Moon Festival was a massive race of all attendees except the judge. The judge was a photographer from the future who feared his futuristic speed would alter the outcome of the race and thus of the future. Doctor Scientist won the race. Ace came in second (but only because he was not allowed to fly).

After the race, there was a melee, or a mass chivalrous competition. No one could figure out who won. The photographer felt that revealing the contents of his documentary film would change the timeline and thus force him to re-document the hastilude. It was declared a massive tie.

After this fair tourney, all of the participants were worn out from the mock fighting. That is when the great evil struck and drove all the heroes and villains from the festival grounds. After arriving at a safe location, the adventurers decided to continue partying, so they went to the local tavern for much talk and many beverages.